Affiliate programme

Send us buyers. Earn on what they spend.

We work with reviewers, creators and site owners in the adult space. You send the traffic, we handle the stock, the delivery and the aftercare — and you earn on the orders that come from it.

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● Real UK stock● Next-day UK delivery● Discreet packaging● Rates agreed with you

How to join

No application form to wrestle with. One email, and a straight answer from a person.

STEP 1

You apply

Tell us about your audience

Email us your site or channel, roughly how big your audience is, and where your traffic comes from.

One email
Tell us what you cover

Dolls, toys, lingerie, reviews, comparisons — it helps us match you to the right range.

Your niche
STEP 2

We reply

A real answer, quickly

We check the fit and come back to you on weekdays, rather than leaving the application in a queue.

Weekday reply
Your terms in writing

Commission rate, how it is tracked and when it is paid — agreed with you and confirmed in writing before you start.

Nothing hidden
STEP 3

You promote

Links and assets

You get your tracking links plus product images and copy you can use.

Ready to publish
Stock you can trust

We only list what is physically in our warehouse, so what you send people to is actually there.

In stock
STEP 4

You get paid

On the orders you bring

Commission is calculated on the orders tracked to your links, on the terms you agreed.

Agreed terms
We keep the customer happy

Inspection before dispatch, easy returns and UK support mean fewer refunds eating your commission.

Fewer refunds

Rates depend on the range and the volume, so we agree them with each partner rather than publishing one number. Ask and we will tell you exactly what you would earn.

Partner
programmeKidlington · UK

Neojoy Limited
15 Stationfield Industrial Estate
Kidlington, Oxfordshire OX5 1JD
+44 (0)1865 570 790 · support@lucidtoys.com

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